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11月6日。
英語2コマ。
先週の続きで、少し長いジョークを使ってみる。笑いと沈黙の狭間で、顔で笑って心で号泣した私が使ったネタは以下の通り。いずれも引用はこちらから。http://jokes.comedycentral.com/

Osama in the Holy Land
Why did Osama bin Laden visit Mount Sinai?
He wanted to see the burning Bush.

轟沈。

Creative Writing
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay
containing these four elements:
religion, royalty, sex and mystery.
The prize-winning essay read,
"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder whose it is?"

轟沈。私は昨晩結構笑ったんだがなあ。

Quizzical
A man and his son are in a car accident and are rushed
to the hospital. But when he's wheeled into the OR,
the doctor looks at the boy and says
"I can't operate on this boy! He's my son!"
Who's the doctor? - His mother.

大破。「これオチないんじゃないか？」との声もあり。

A Dream of Jet Planes
A security man has a dream that the plane his boss
is supposed to take the next day is going to crash.
When he wakes up he calls his boss at home and tells him. Insanely enough,
the boss listens to him and decides not to take the plane.
The next day, according to the young man's words, the plane crashes.
The relieved boss calls the young man to his office
and gives him a reward -- and then fires him.
Curious as to why he is fired, the man asks his boss.
The boss replies, “You were sleeping on the job.”

◎。「ワカッター」という声多し。三学期はこの路線でやります、すいませんすいません・・・